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*-*johnnys comedy club*-* $=811=$
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*-*johnnys comedy club*-* $=811=$
good evening everyone! welcome toooooo
$ = 811 = $
a.a.k. johnnythans comedy club!
so.,.,.,.,.I just threw out my old couch. it weighed about,.,.mm.,.,.300 pounds and smelled like an old pile of butts. YKNOW WHO ELSE SMELLS LOIKE A PILE OF BUTTZ?!?!?!?!?!? my MOM!!!!
haheeyy just warmin up. alright naow, so. you may be wondering why my club is called 811. WHALE I"LL TELL YUH.
a man wakes up to hear that someone is rummaging around in his kitchen. he qiuckly picks up the phone and dials 911. no answer. he walks down the hallway to hear that the robber has turned the tv on. he dials 911 again. no answer. he peeks int the living room to see tWO people eating potatoe chips and watchin tv; snackin on his Muncheez. he dials 911 one last time, to hear one of the robbers phones ringing. they ignore the call.
-*2 HoURS LaTER*-
the cops show up to the mans house. they arrest the slacking policemen/robbers and the man pats them on the back. The robbers say 'wait wait we're deh cops, how you no call us and yet we be arrested.' they're drunk btws. the cops say 'well son, tis simple. the man called 911 for you guys. finally, he called 811 for us.'
'why deh 8 tho??!'
'because 8 turned sideways is infinity. we're the infinite cops. INFINITY!!!!'
.,.,
$ = 811 = $
a.a.k. johnnythans comedy club!
so.,.,.,.,.I just threw out my old couch. it weighed about,.,.mm.,.,.300 pounds and smelled like an old pile of butts. YKNOW WHO ELSE SMELLS LOIKE A PILE OF BUTTZ?!?!?!?!?!? my MOM!!!!
haheeyy just warmin up. alright naow, so. you may be wondering why my club is called 811. WHALE I"LL TELL YUH.
a man wakes up to hear that someone is rummaging around in his kitchen. he qiuckly picks up the phone and dials 911. no answer. he walks down the hallway to hear that the robber has turned the tv on. he dials 911 again. no answer. he peeks int the living room to see tWO people eating potatoe chips and watchin tv; snackin on his Muncheez. he dials 911 one last time, to hear one of the robbers phones ringing. they ignore the call.
-*2 HoURS LaTER*-
the cops show up to the mans house. they arrest the slacking policemen/robbers and the man pats them on the back. The robbers say 'wait wait we're deh cops, how you no call us and yet we be arrested.' they're drunk btws. the cops say 'well son, tis simple. the man called 911 for you guys. finally, he called 811 for us.'
'why deh 8 tho??!'
'because 8 turned sideways is infinity. we're the infinite cops. INFINITY!!!!'
.,.,
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Re: *-*johnnys comedy club*-* $=811=$
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