Nothing but Comedy!

by **YUSoObsessedWidMe** Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:38 pm

Here you can post all sorts of Jokes! Nothing to inappropriate. Okay, I will post a joke later.

by **Like.A.Boss** Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:48 am

Here are some funny ones I found. xD

a. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

b. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George!

c. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

d. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time."

e. At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got hers."

f. Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

g. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

xDD